Whine whine whine

I just found out a summer internship in Nepal just opened up for one student for a trial that I think is super interesting, and there's a travel grant that will be awarded and I meet the requirements and it's NEPAL!!!!!




The catch is it's from June 15th to September 1st.

Say it with me friends who know my predicament (actually not predicament, blessings really but right now..)..
GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Arriving June 6th and jetlagging for 5 days only to jump on a plane on June 15th does not sound very fun. Plus I want friends, family and pakwe. Plus I'm supposed to start in Geneva September 1st.

So my problem is this. I am not a starfish. I can't split into two.

That's even assuming I get the Nepal project. So I'm not gonna even apply.
No sir.

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Ok.