Thursday, July 29, 2010

Oh, tendrils

So I was wearing this elastic headband on my head so that my hair wouldn't be all in my face and giving me a hard time with all the attention it seems to be wanting from me - because come one, why else would anything be touching your face and getting all in your line of vision, right? Yeah.

Anyway, it's been on for awhile and then suddenly I feel that my head is hurting. Hurting, people, to the point of a headache and then I was all whoaa...dude, these elastic headbands can cause brain damage with its amazing powers of providing unnecessary pressure to the skull while holding your needy touchy feely hair back. Who would've thought elastic headbands could be a hazardous thing?

And this post is soo deep and meaningful I know. I will go make Maggi now. Yes, so I can lose hair so that I don't have to cater to its every insecurity that's eating up my time. Time that I could be spending having a heart to heart conversation with the ceiling while listening to Spencer Krug's oddly attractive voice.

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