because she made that one comment that i will not forget for the rest of the year.

Tun,
On your special Growing Old Day I got a friend of mine to give you a special birthday greeting!

"Atun, I officially welcome you to the wild now that you are old enough to adopt our fashion sense. When you need to run super fast on land to kill a gazelle the way we do, you have to do it looking like a roaring hot mama indeed. Now you have been granted permission to do so. But then again, you humans and your boobies and running...well, good luck with that! Happy 26th!"
- a member of the cheetah girls. the REAL cheetah girls.

IMPOSTORS!

 

PS: This is NOT how you do it. If you're going to wear our pattern, please make sure you don't make your audience want to claw their eyes out and then throw em at you. Please be considerate. Eyeballs are not known to regenerate and if you dress like the impostors above, many will take the risk to just lose their vision than to have to witness such crimes against nature and humanity.