Insert Song Title Here

I was washing dishes after lunch and suddenly I started singing/making up this song about a man obsessed with a girl he can't get... the song is sung in a whiny pitchy voice with a faux Eastern European accent and is actually quite catchy if I do say so myself. These are the lyrics that I remember:

your hair is gorgeous so gorgeous
like the waves that wiped out my village
though it was horrible and people died
but it was beautiful in the pictures
terrifyingly beautiful

your lips are luscious so luscious
like the cherries on my cherry tree
and though I'm allergic to cherries
(I plant them for decoration)
I hope I'm not allergic to your lips

your laugh is haunting like the devil
taunting me in my dreams
saying "na na na na you can't get me"
but still I chase its echo
through the caves of my slumber

and when i wake up i wake up all alone
just me and my erection
all alone
all alone...

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I wish I remembered how I ended the song.