Sunday, July 05, 2009
Imma dork extreme-O
Uhh uhh uhh.
You ready B? Let's go get 'em..
But today, I got my thoroughest girl wit me
I'm mashin the gas, she's grabbin the wheel, it's trippy how hard
She rides with me - the new Bobby and Whitney
Only time we don't speak is during "Sex and the City"
She gets Carrie fever, but soon as the show is over
She's right back to being my soldier
Cuz mami's a rider, and I'm a roller
Put us together, how they gon' stop both us?
What ever she lacks, I'm right over her shoulder
When I'm off track mami is keepin me focused
So let's, lock this down like it's supposed to be
The '03 Bonnie and Clyde, Hov' and B
HEE HEE so lomantic. I hope they stick.
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Oh dear, she's promoting THIS? The self-proclaimed dork who just HAD to correct me when I said 'more uglier' the other day, for she feared she would have a hissy fit if she didn't.
Why are they so into explosions? How many times have YOU seen Beyonce or Jay-Z ambling nonchalantly away from an exploding car? They're like those tornado chasers. Except for things that will blow up in flames
and make them look smoking HOT, while they're at it. Can you imagine? They're cruising down some hood and then right there they spot a car about to explode-
Beyonce: Oh OH there's one bout to burst into clouds of fiyah!
Jay-Z: Ready B?
Beyonce: Uhuh yeah. OOoooOOOhhhh.
Jay-z: Uhuh uhuh yeah. Jay-Z yalls!
With ma gurl B! Check, check it.
And so they position themselves at the right spot at a distance that's totally safe where Beyonce's wind-blown hair won't catch on fire and the camera is at a perfect angle so that it would appear that Beyonce is closer to the explosion than she really is (not to mention an angle that will show off her curves and her knock-em-dead catwalk) and then they count it down 1,2,3...KABOOM! Work it gurl! and Jay-Z is on the side with his hood and his shades and his fingers making signs all "What?What?".
Shall we say their love is romantic or on fire?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. *sigh*
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